Thankfully I don’t get a lot of loony right wing spam, and when I do it is mostly not worth bothering with because it is American in origin and therefore follows the same tired tracks of blaming the international conspiracy of godless Communists, gays, feminists and latterly scientists for all of the evil in the world. Today, however, I got spam from Australia, and the Aussies, bless them, still believe that there can be no greater danger to the world than the awful British. (Well, we did beat them at cricket this year, you know.)
Right wing loony spam arriving at this time is almost inevitably about the great “hoax” of climate change, and how it is going to be used to deprive people of their natural human right to drive big cars anywhere for free. The Australians, however, have uncovered a much greater plot. Those dastardly Brits have plans to massacre 5 billion people, and establish a world government! Yes, really, we do.
How do they come to this conclusion? Well apparently the UK government is merely a front of this organization. And of course all forms of birth control are actually murder. The world government thing is a little more obscure, but it appears to be because Gordon wants some form of international agreement on carbon emissions, and any international agreement is “world government”.
So now you know. Don’t have anything to do with those dastardly British, particularly that David Attenborough fellow who is apparently one of the brains behind all this evil. They are all wannabe Fascist dictators thirsting to set new records in genocide.