Throughout the past week British newspapers have been full or articles from prominent left-wing intellectuals explaining how a vicious and violent campaign of bullying and censorship by the “powerful trans lobby” has prevented them from expressing their views in public. Clearly that is horrific enough, but yesterday further news of the perfidy of trans people was revealed — by none other than The Pope.
Some of you may remember that Pope Ratty declared that trans people were a bigger threat to the planet than climate change. Not to be outdone, his successor, Pope Francis, has compared trans people to nuclear weapons.
Of course it is all true. We cannot tell a lie. The picture above shows technicians in the Secret Trans Cabal’s Volcano Lair preparing a Gender Bomb for launch. The exact contents of the bomb are still classified, but I do know that it will contain music videos from a forthcoming Beyoncé biopic starring Laverne Cox.
Further details of the Trans Cabal’s evil plans will be revealed next week in the New Statesman. In order to help you follow the story as it unfolds, here are some of the key members of the Cabal.
Maximum Leader Rozario Kavenikova pictured at a recent military parade.
Sarah Brown prepares for another vicious character assassination of a prominent left-wing intellectual.
Christine Burns directs political campaigns from behind the scenes.
Paris Lees prepares to seduce another BBC executive.
CN Lester and their new thrash sonata band, Gendarok.
Artist’s impression of Cheryl Morgan in her younger days (circa 1800 BCE).