A Global Sports Team?

Rajasthan Royals

Cricinfo has news of an interesting development in the world of cricket. A group of teams from India, the UK, South Africa, the West Indies and (hopefully) Australia is planning to form a global alliance and a single brand for Twenty20 cricket. I can see the economic benefits of this, but while I’m all for cricket looking for ways to boost audiences, I can see this one running onto a few rocks.

Firstly some supporters are going to get very confused. As a Rajasthan Royals fan I should presumably sign up to the global group. But their UK team is Hampshire, not Somerset. I can just about manage that, having spent five years in Southampton, but what if they pick NSW for their Australian side?

Then there’s the team names. The Cricinfo story says that the teams in the alliance will play under the Royals brand in all Twenty20 competitions, but there’s already a team called the Royals in the UK, and it isn’t Hampshire. Worcestershire are not going to be happy. And I suspect that a bunch of proud Cape Town fans will want to keep the Cobras name.

Finally this rather blows a hole in the idea of the Twenty20 Champions’ League, which is supposed to showcase the best teams from each country. There was quite enough fuss in UEFA over Roman Abramovitch having an interest in both Chelsea and CSKA Moscow. At least three of the proposed Royals teams were in last year’s Champions’ Trophy (probably four when they announce the Australian side). It would make a nonsense of the competition if those teams were all under the same ownership.

Ada Time Once More

OK folks, it is that time of year again. Ada Lovelace Day will be upon us again on March 24th. It is time for people to take the pledge and promise to write about women in technology. It’s not hard. You can find what I and some others did last year at these posts:

If anyone has any suggestions as to women I might write about this year, please let me know.

Ain’ts No More

For the benefit of those of you not familiar with NFL history, the New Orleans Saints have a long tradition of under-achievement. So much so that their fans started referring to them as the “Ain’ts” and coming to games with paper bags over their heads. Last night that tradition was gloriously laid to rest.

It was, in many ways, a fairytale ending. And that’s not just the heartwarming story of a city trashed by a hurricane and left to rot by Washington working its way back to self-confidence on the back of a successful sports team. Stories and story-makers about in New Orleans.

There was the trans-Atlantic connection for a start. The Saints’ head coach, Sean Payton, spent some happy early years in England as quarterback of the Leicester Panthers. Playing at tight end on the same team was a lad called Martin Johnson who is the former captain and now head coach of the England rugby squad.

Then there’s the literary connection. On my twitter feed Neil Gaiman and Peter Straub were cheering on the Saints in support of their friend and fanatical Saints fan, Poppy Z. Brite. I understand that Harlan Ellison was supporting the Saints too.

I don’t have any Hollywood people on my Twitter feed, but I’m sure that Brad Pitt was cheering for the Saints and the city he adopted following Hurricane Katrina.

New Orleans is a city where everyone loves to go to party. It has hosted several superbowls for that very reason. Now at last it has a chance to party in its own right. As Bill McLaren might have said, there will have been dancing in the French Quarter last night. They’ll probably still be dancing next week.

Let’s drop in on Preservation Hall and see what they are up to.

Les Bleus Look Scary

The third and final game of this weekend’s 6 Nations matches was between Scotland and France. Jerry Guscott noted earlier in the week that statistically France tends to win the 6 (or 5) Nations in years following a Lions tour. Despite their bruising trip to New Zealand over the winter, which probably left them with as many bruises and the Lions got in South Africa, many people are tipping Les Bleus for the championship this year. On the basis of today’s game, those people are right.

Firstly the French pack totally destroyed the Scottish scrum. Had the Scots not had the excuse of a pitch that was cutting up badly and making keeping your footing difficult Nigel Owens might have awarded a few penalty tries. And of course they out-ran the Scots too. Scotland were defending horribly narrowly and were always vulnerable to quick, wide ball. The stars of the French back line were the cunning little Francois Trinh-Duc, and the amiable, chubby giant, Mathieu Bastareaud, who clearly fell into a cauldron of magic potion when he was a baby and doesn’t know his own strength.

The Scots will be pleased with the performances of Sean Lamont and Beattie, and with the fact that Chris Patterson is still the best kicker in the world. They will be less pleased at yet another match in which they never looked like scoring a try.

As Bill McLaren would have said, they’ll be dancing in the streets of Paris tonight. Here’s hoping that the fleur-de-lis flies proudly over the Louisiana Territory as well. Geaux Saints!

Don’t Want My Business

I had something of a fright this morning. I tried to buy an App for my iPhone and my credit card was declined. This can’t have been any sort of data entry error as I’d bought many Apps before, and the card was good until May, so I figured there might have been a fraud problem and fired up a computer check my account.

Worryingly, my credit card account was missing from my online banking details. I eventually worked out that RBS has set up a new and entirely separate online banking system for credit cards and I needed to open an account in that as well, but when I tried to I was told that my card didn’t exist.

Very worried now, I tried to call customer services. Skype told me that the phone number I was using, which I got from the RBS web site, did not exist.

At this point I was beginning to think that I had accidentally fallen into an episode of The Twilight Zone, but I checked my last statement and found that RBS had the wrong number for their customer support service on their web site. I called the right number, and after a long time on hold (at 18c/min) I eventually got through to a human being.

“Oh,” said the nice lady, “your account has been canceled. We don’t do that sort of card any more.”

This was, of course, news to me. It eventually transpired that notice of the termination of the account had been given in one of those “variation of terms” notices that banks send out at regular intervals to tell you that your APR has gone up and all of the benefits they promised you when you signed up for the card are gradually being withdrawn. There was nothing on the statements themselves, and I know they have the technology to add special messages. Conclusion: RBS does not want me as a credit card customer any more.

And to be honest, I’m not surprised. I am, after all, one of those annoying people who pay off their bills on time and don’t run up massive debts that cost me a fortune in interest payments. For a UK bank, that makes me a very bad customer.

At the risk of sounding like an old fogey, this sort of thing worries me. We have got so used, as a society, to having everything very cheap or free that for businesses to make money out of us they have to resort to subterfuge. That might mean banks offering very cheap credit in the hope you’ll get into debt; it might mean utility companies having direct debit deals under which they always take more money that you owe so that they are getting free loans from you; it might mean RyanAir offering ludicrously cheap flights but then nickel-and-diming you for everything thereafter; and it might mean electronics companies trying to con you into very expensive and worthless extended warranties when you buy new equipment. It is a daft way to be doing business, and it thoroughly destroys any trust between business and consumer.

Anyway, I now need a new UK credit card. I don’t want to have one, because UK banks have no real fraud protection (they claim that they do, but if you read the small print you find that they can get out of any claim). I would much rather use my US cards. But many UK retailers either won’t accept a card that doesn’t have the chip-and-pin security theater system, or in the case of online purchases won’t accept a card that isn’t registered at a UK address, so UK card is pretty much a necessity.

I’m thinking I might go to Amex. I know there are stores than don’t accept them, but I’ve been very impressed with their service in the US and they do appear to be still in the business of providing credit cards, not in the business of encouraging consumer debt.

Giving It All Away

Welsh Flag

In sport there games that you win, games that you lose, and games that you give away. Wales gave away today’s game against England.

The game turned on an incident about 5 minutes before half time when Alun Wyn Jones was sin-binned for tripping Dylan Hartley. It was a stupid offense, committed right in front of the referee. While Wyn Jones was cooling his heels in the bin, England scored 17 unanswered points. In addition to that, Tom James messed up a golden opportunity for a try, and Stephen Jones and James Hook missed three penalty attempts between then. That’s a total of 33 points given away, in a game that we lost 30-17.

England will be reasonably pleased to have taken their chances when they came, even though all three of their tries were given to them in one way or another: two when Wales were a man down, and the third from an interception. They should be less pleased with how long it took them to score the first try. Their forwards clearly don’t trust their backs with the ball. Possibly the best news for them is that Wilkinson is still at his metronomic best with the boot.

As I feared, Gareth Cooper had a poor game at scrum half, squandering two good scoring opportunities with ill-advised chip kicks and generally giving poor service to the back line. Gareth Williams had a nightmare throwing into the lineout. Both men were replaced in the second half, after which the Welsh team appeared to function more smoothly.

That’s by no means the end of the road for Wales. They have three home games to come, and played well enough against England that I expect them to beat Italy and Scotland. The home game against France, and the away game against Ireland, will be much more of a challenge.

Speaking of the Irish, they opened their campaign against an Italian side lacking their inspirational captain, Sergio Parisse, and as toothless as I have ever seen them. Italy appeared to require a committee meeting each time before releasing the ball from the ruck. If this year’s Ferrari is as slow, Lewis and Jenson will be laughing. Ireland, however, only managed a 29-11 win and will not be happy with their lack of incisiveness.

A Gaiman Scoop

I have just done a post for the SFX Awards over on SFAW. What I didn’t put in there was the other snippet of news that Dave & Barry of Geek Syndicate tweeted during the ceremony. According to them, Neil Gaiman has written an episode of Doctor Who, which will air in 14 months time. Neil came on Twitter shortly afterwards and said that he had given the SFX guys “a scoop”, which I think we can take as a confirmation. You may squee now.

Code Magic Continues

I have now edited the PHP code on the Emerald City web site, so issue #120 and above are free on Amazon links. Unfortunately up until issue #119 all of the links were hard-coded into the HTML. They will take a little longer to root out. I’ll have to fire up Dreamweaver for the first time in years. And that may have to wait because I have many other things clamoring for my attention. Still, progress.

Reno Goes For Youth

I am delighted to see (via this press release) that the Reno Worldcon is making a concerted effort to reach out to younger people by introducing a Young Adult attending membership for persons aged 17 to 21 as of August 17, 2011 (the first day of the convention). Hopefully similar levels of discounts will be extended to day memberships.

The Economist on DSM-V

It takes quite a lot for a news story to get on The Economist’s radar, so I was rather surprised to see them covering the forthcoming new edition of the American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-V). However, I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised that trans people are by no means the only group that the APA is trying to entangle in its net. Heck, if they are going after Asperger’s sufferers half of fandom could be in danger of being labeled “mentally ill” as they stretch the net to cover anyone whose behavior is at all suspect.

The real issue here is not whether certain people have social problems, it is defining those problems as something “abnormal” that needs to be “cured”. People break limbs, people have problems with their internal organs, people have to have diseased teeth removed. All of these things can be fixed. You don’t consign someone with toothache to a lifetime of psychiatric treatment and drug regimes to help them cope with having toothache in order to avoid the social stigma of having a tooth removed; you just get on and remove the tooth, and hardly anyone is in danger of losing their job because they have a missing tooth. The APA, however, would rather keep people sick so that they can carry on “treating” them. And what they like best of all is inventing new “illnesses” so that even more of the population fall into their clutches. Because if you can’t find any real witches to hunt you invent “signs” that you claim are “proof” that someone is a witch.

Psychiatry should be about helping people who have problems, not an exercise in enforcing social conformity.

Anyway, the first public draft of DSM-V is due out on the 10th. Expect howls of protest from all corners of society.

Weekend Entertainment

Welsh Flag

This weekend sees the most important sporting event of the year. No, not that little game in Miami, though I will be watching that as well (Geaux Saints!). I refer, of course, to the annual Wales – England rugby match.

This year the game is in London, which should help England overcome their natural disadvantage of being, well, English. Also the England side is very much in a rebuilding phase, with many young players looking to establish their reputations. The Welsh side, on the other hand, is stuffed full of veterans of two Grand Slam campaigns. They ought to win. Expectation always brings pressure.

My main worry is at scrum half. Gareth Cooper is the Welsh third choice – Philips and Peel both being injured. He’s a good player but, as I’m sure Will will explain in the comments, Danny Care is a wily fox and proving worthy of being England’s first choice at the position.

My other worry is the referee. As the BBC and Martyn Williams explain, some new regulations have just been handed down regarding how rucks will be policed. Going into the game, the players will be unsure what is legal and what isn’t. They will need to watch the referee carefully and see how he whistles the game. But Wales cannot afford to give away penalties, because if they do then Jonny Wilkinson will kick them, and then we’ll probably lose.

On the bright side, the selection of Tait instead of Hipkiss suggests that England are actually going to try to play rugby rather than mud wrestling, and when they do things that don’t come naturally to them they often get in a terrible mess. We shall see.

As If By Magic

A few lines of PHP code altered and suddenly all Amazon links are gone from this site. Ah, the power! There are currently links to The Book Depository instead. I may add links to IndieBound as an option if US folks tell me that TBD isn’t working for them.

Now I have to do SFAW and Emerald City

Diagram Prize

Schoolgirl Milky Crisis - Jonathan Clements

Possibly this one ought to be on SFAW, except that there’s not much science fiction involved. The Diagram Prize is given annual to the oddest book title of the year. The reason I’m talking about it is that my friend Jonathan Clements has made it onto the “very long list” with his collection of essays about the manga & anime industry, Schoolgirl Milky Crisis. The short list will be announced on the 19th, and the public will be able to vote on the winner. Here’s hoping that Jonathan makes it. Mind you, there’s some stiff competition, including Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, I’m Not Hanging Noodles on Your Ears, and my personal favorite, Venus Does Adonis While Apollo Shags a Tree.

By the way, Jonathan is very knowledgeable about manga and anime, and is a hugely entertaining writer. You can find out more about the book at the official blog, and you can buy it from someone who is not Amazon. Also the book is eligible for any non-fiction awards for works published in 2009.

A Little Squid Love

There are many reasons I miss California, and one of them is that when I’m there I have the option to visit Monterey Bay Aquarium. I love the ocean, and I love its creatures. And especially I love squid. So here, in lieu of a visit to Monterey, I present a video made by some of their research people about the amazing Vampyroteuthis infernalis, the vampire squid.

Hat tip to Deep Sea News where I found the video.

Guitar Hero

Well, that was an unproductive day, blog-wise. On this site anyway. Then again, good things have happened elsewhere, including my mother getting a brand new front door that will leak much less heat in the winter.

However, you good folks do expect some blogging, so here’s a quick one. Over at Crooked Timber it appears that political analysts have finally discovered that civilian contractors in the US and UK are being used to pilot drone aircraft in Afghanistan remotely from their offices, and kill suspected enemy fighters. It is an ugly business. Chris Bertram notes:

if the Taliban contrived a way to blow up one of these operators on their daily commute in Nevada or Surrey, would it be a terrorist murder of a non-combatant or a legitimate act of war?

There may well be a lot said on this topic, but actually I think that Amanda Palmer has said most of it already. Lyrics here.

Secrets Going Cheap

Goods news from PS Publishing today. Firstly they will be bringing out a new Gene Wolfe novel, The Sorcerer’s House. But also they have a special offer on John Berlyne’s magnificent bibliography of Tim Powers, Powers: Secret Histories. Get it while you can, it is awesome. Full details here. (And sadly not available through The Book Depository because PS prefers to sell direct.)

The Way We Were

Given the increasing alarm about how badly people get treated by border guards these days (I got email from Peter Watts yesterday and am pleased to hear he’s holding up well), I was interested to see this archive article that The Guardian dug up. If you think having security scanners take nudie pictures of you is bad, find out what female prospective immigrants to the UK were subjected to back in the 1979.

Further Amazon Thoughts

Five days in and the war is still going strong. People are starting digging trenches and laying in supplies for a long siege. Meanwhile the chattering classes (which of course includes me) are offering punditry, and the blogosphere is outraged as only the blogosphere can be.

Economics bloggers have started to take an interest in the issue. Lynne Kiesling has a useful round-up of links. I’m pleased to see that other people agree with my intuition that this dispute is largely a problem of perceived value. Explaining the economics of the publishing industry isn’t going to get you very far with people who just look at the finished product.

We monkeys are funny creatures. At times of celebration we buy food in hampers and presentation boxes. The food inside tastes the same, and the fancy wrapping doesn’t cost very much. It generally has little value and gets thrown away after we have eaten. But we are willing pay a lot more for that fancily wrapped food because it looks special.

Heck, we’ll sometimes pay a lot more for a book because it is signed by the author, even though the making of it so was the work of mere seconds.

Like it or not, an ebook appears to many people to be of intrinsically less value than a nice, solid hardcover. In their eyes, the former should cost much less than the latter.

Having said that, there have been some great posts out there, and real attempts to communicate on the part of authors. I guess this is coming as something of a shock to some of them. Obviously authors have fans tell them that their latest book is crap on a fairly regular basis, because no book pleases everyone. But unless they are poor George RR Martin they don’t normally get a whole pile of people telling them that they are greedy, selfish bastards who ought to be getting on with the important job of providing customers with what they want for as low a price as possible (preferably free). I really feel for Jay Lake, who has more reason than most to worry about his finances, and is brave enough to actually try to engage people. Here’s the sort of stuff he gets back from some folks.

Mind you, I have seen this sort of behavior before, and while getting called greedy when your livelihood is at stake must be painful, it is particularly galling when you have given your time and effort for free and people just assume you are making a fortune. Thankfully most fans, and most professionals, are well aware of how much volunteer labor goes into running a convention, but members of the World Fantasy Board and their hangers-on were still accusing us of ripping off members and stuffing our own pockets over the San José convention at-con when most of the attendees were going round saying what a wonderful time they were having, and even though they knew the money was all going through a non-profit that could only spend any surplus on other conventions and good causes like Clarion. (For the record, our surplus looks like being very low compared to past World Fantasy Cons, and even lower as a percentage of revenue due to the large size of the event.)

Anyway, back with Amazonfail, many people are starting to wonder where these sorts of attitudes came from. Jeff VanderMeer has some thoughts here. Some of what he says is undoubtedly right, but it is all too easy to point the finger at things like freebies. I don’t think this is the fault of people like Cory Doctorow, and I don’t think Jeff does either. The notion that consumers should only have to pay what they think a product is worth, not the economic cost of production (plus a reasonable profit margin if you are a Capitalist) has been around a long time. The current UK government regularly uses it as a stick to beat companies like utilities and grocery chains. Mandy is currently using a very similar tactic on universities. The idea that economics is some sort of dishonest voodoo, wheeled out like evolution to try to kid people into believing something other than what common sense tells them, gets used all the time. And the media always takes the side of the consumer, because it is mostly the consumers who buy their newspapers.

As an economist I am rather heartened to see so many people espousing the idea that discriminatory pricing is useful, and can be of benefit to all concerned in the long run, even though it might seem predatory in the short run. But I hope that all of the people currently so happy with the idea remember what they have said next time they are tempted to complain about similar practices employed by hotels, airlines, railways and so on.

Oh, and people, do stop calling it “discriminatory pricing”. Everyone knows that “discrimination” is a bad thing. Find some other term for it (“demand-based pricing,” perhaps), or you’ll keep losing the PR battle.

Meanwhile some people are trumpeting Apple, and possibly the rumored Google Tablet, as potential saviors. Anyone who thinks that Apple (and Google) are not in this game for a profit should read this.

And finally, if the whole thing has got too confusing, I recommend checking out the latest BSC Review column from everyone’s favorite Sodomite, Hal Duncan. Using brilliant historical research, and some linguistic skills he must have picked up at Åcon, Hal reveals that the whole sorry dispute is actually about kitten hair rugs.

Octocon Booked

Oh dear me, that’s another convention I have booked up for. The whole October/November thing looks totally crazy. Still, Octocon has GRRM and The Fabulous Lorraine and Mike Carey. And it is in Dublin. And I promised Dani. So I’m going.

Helping Some Authors

John Scalzi has been encouraging us readers to go out and buy books by Macmillan authors to help them through while their books are not on Amazon. In view of this (and to test out the Book Depository folks), here are some suggestions taken from the very excellent Locus Recommended Reading List.

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