Teach The (Tentacle) Controversy

From The Onion (where else?):

ARKHAM, MA—Arguing that students should return to the fundamentals taught in the Pnakotic Manuscripts and the Necronomicon in order to develop the skills they need to be driven to the very edge of sanity, Arkham school board member Charles West continued to advance his pro-madness agenda at the district’s monthly meeting Tuesday.

Funniest thing I have read in ages. Lots more here. Do not drink while reading.