By Rail and Road

The plan for this weekend had been to go up to Yuba City to see Kevin’s family. However, with Kevin’s eyes still playing up, he’s not fit to drive. So I had to drive instead. This is not good. I do actually quite enjoy driving, though I’d prefer two wheels to four. However, I don’t drive very much, and I know that my reactions are not good. Also Kevin’s minivan handles like an arthritic elephant who is the worse for wear on rum. I wasn’t looking forward to driving it on busy Bay Area freeways, and if I had pranged it we’d be in serious financial difficulty.

So the compromise plan we came up with was as follows: we would get the train from Fremont to Sacramento (it helps that we live pretty much next door to the railway station) and rent a car from there onwards. The roads north of Sacramento are pretty empty, so there wasn’t much risk of my getting into trouble. And Hertz gave me a rather nice Hyundai Elantra that was surprisingly nippy and had way too much poke for the silly California speed limits.

Thus far the trip has gone very well. We’ve seen Kevin’s mom and grandfather, and a gang of feral kittens that had us ODing on cute. We got to use the hotel’s hot tub in peace. And now, I think, it is time for some serious sleep.

Shopping and Readings

I’ll do a more detailed post on this tomorrow, but very briefly today I have:

  • Been to Lush and got free “sex in the shower”
  • Been to Isotope Comics to help keep Paul Cornell in a job
  • Spent lots of money in Borderlands
  • Accidentally attended a reading by Jeff Carlson
  • Spent a couple of hours with Nick Mamatas and Alethea Kontis
  • Oggled at vintage motorbikes in Eddie Rickenbacker’s; and
  • Attended SF in SF and been entertained by Michael Blumlein and Michael Shea

And now I am going to get some sleep.

Running Late

I was up until past 1:00am this morning doing client support. Can’t complain – she was in Boston. But now I have to rush. More later if the WiFi works at WordCamp.

Rocky Mountain High

As you have have guessed when the previous post went online, I’m here. The flight went fine. Many thanks to David for sharing a cab. The room looks fine, though it may not have quite enough girly space for both Gigi and me. Internet access is free. I’m now going to take a quick look around before getting back to work.

Travel Report

I’m composing this post at Oakland airport. I’m here ridiculously early because the bus to BART only runs once an hour and doesn’t always turn up so a certain amount of risk avoidance has to be done. This has, however, given me an opportunity to check out the facilities (and get some exercise wandering around the terminals).

Oakland is doing a lot of rebuilding, and the end result will, I think, be rather nice. Right now, however, there are an awful lot of “under construction” signs. I’m flying Southwest, which means Terminal 2. When you first get into the gate space it looks like everything is under construction. I ended up walking all the way through to Terminal 1, where I finally found an open Starbucks that had a queue rather longer than that for Terrorisation Security. However, I later found found that if you walked right to the end of Terminal 2 there were actually a lot of shops and food outlets. There are also some nice views out over the Bay, which is a smart touch.

On the other hand, the choice of food is pretty much carbs and dairy or carbs and dairy. Farah, if you are reading this, I do not recommend using Oakland.

The airport is a lesson in unforeseen design choices. There are a bunch of seating areas that are designed for the use of people who need to work while they wait. They come in two types. The first are armchairs with power sockets in the arms. The second are tables with bar stool seating, with power sockets in the tables. Neither are usable by people trying to work unless you are very lucky, because both types of seating are preferable to the normal gate seats. The armchairs are big and comfortable – much better than the terraced seats you normally get. And the table space quickly gets filled up by people with food. To actually be able to make use of the power sockets you need to get to the gate very early.

I, of course, do not need a power socket, and I’m composing this on the Asus, which continues to attract “aw, isn’t it cute!” comments from passers by.

Talking of the Asus, I did have a look to see what WiFi options were available. A search turns up two options: something called Boingo, which is a paid service, and something called Free Public WiFi, which might be free but every time I try to connect I get an error message telling me that there are no free connections. Definitely a case of getting what you pay for.

Worldcon Schedule

It appears to be the fashion for people to post details of what panels they will be on at Worldcon. Goodness only knows why any of you would want to see me in person, except perhaps to confirm for yourselves that I should not be let out in public without a paper bag over my head, but I am involved in some interesting panels and I hope to be doing some interesting journalism during the convention. Here is a brief run down of the plans.
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Travel Update

I am safely in London where it is hot and humid. I appear to have sprained my left foot, but I’m able to walk and hopefully it will be better by tomorrow, when I will be off to Heathrow again.

Tar-Flavored Travel

I am back (briefly) in Darkest Somerset. I’m not happy with SAS. Firstly my flight was delayed for an hour due to a dead aircraft. This is normally not a problem, but when you have only 2.5 hours to get from Heathrow to Paddington to catch the train you are booked on, and missing the connection will cost you $100 in additional train fares, it is a bit worrying. Thankfully I made it with about 15 minutes to spare.

Rather more importantly, SAS somehow managed to break a bottle of Finnish tar liquor that was safely packed inside my luggage. How they did it I do not know, but the bag now smells delightfully of tar. I always pack my clothes inside plastic bags just in case of accidents with toiletries, so my clothes are all OK, but I do have to apologize to Sean Williams. My copy of Earth Ascendant is still readable, and smells wonderful, but Finnish tar liquor is not pink.

Apologies too to Irma for wasting her lovely present.

When I got back here I discovered that my uncle had dropped in for the day and was taking my mum and I out to dinner. We ended up at the Enmore Inn, where the food was quite nice, but I was particularly taken by their special table. They’ve had an extension built onto the pub for the restaurant, and the well is now inside the building. There is a glass cover on the well, and a table with a glass top placed over it. The inside of the well is lit up, so you can see the water and the skeleton inside it. I would have preferred to see a tentacled monster at the bottom, but I was impressed with their imagination.

On My Way

I’m flying back to the UK today, and hoping that the train lines out west are not flooded. Finland’s weather is still superb. Otto tells me that they are laying on a partial solar eclipse today as a thank you present. I’ll be in the airport at the time, but Farah, Edward and Charles should be in Turku and will get a better view.

Catching Up

I am currently back in Helsinki. Many thanks to Otto and Paula for the tour of next year’s Finncon site and finding the excellent Thai restaurant. Since we got back to the apartment I have been deeply anti-social as I have had hundreds of blog posts and emails to wade through. I think I am pretty much done by now, though very little has been responded to. I wrote about 2500 words of con report on the train from Tampere, but I’m only up to Saturday night.

This morning I got to see Tampere cathedral, complete with its fresco of naked children. I have pictures but I’m not sure whether I should post them in case my web site starts getting blocked. I also finally got to see the Lenin museum, which was very Soviet and serious, but had managed to find one photo of Lenin smiling. Many thanks to Irma for the guided tour.

Tomorrow I fly back to London. The weather forecast for Darkest Somerset appears to be torrential rain for at least the next three days. Finland has been warm and sunny all the time I have been here. Go figure.

Moomined

Today I got lost. Or at least the con lost me. Somehow I managed to get disconnected from the guests, and I didn’t know how to find the academic sessions. So I went wandering around Tampere instead, and found myself in Moomin Valley, which is very wonderful. Original Tove Jansson art. Fabulous.

And after that, sauna, skinny dipping in the lake, wild strawberries. Yes.

Tampere At Last

The gang is all assembled. Farah and Edward have been here for a day already. Mike and I drove up from Helsinki this afternoon. Charles Vess and his wife, Karen, arrived while we were having dinner. The hotel is very comfortable, and the wi-fi is free. Sadly there will be no direct blogging from the con as it is in a convention center and the wi-fi there is €200/day. That’s convention centers for you.

Tomorrow morning is the academic session, and tomorrow afternoon the Finnish SF Writers meeting. After that, sauna.

On there way here Mike and I were chatting to Marianna, our con chair and Supreme Queen of Everything, about various things, including translations. Apparently Finnish does not have separate gendered pronouns. There is just one word that means both “he” and “she”, though here is a separate word for “it”. I can see that I need to sit and chat to Johanna Sinisalo about this.

It Is Wednesday, This Must Be Helsinki

So here I am in Finland. I have met up with M. John Harrison in a bar. Various Finnish notables including Jukka Halme and Toni Jerrman were also present. Beer was consumed, at least until the live band started, and which point people decided to go elsewhere, despite the guitarist doing some very respectable covers. If we’d sat there long enough he would probably have played all of my favorite Clapton songs.

Our Finnish friends had reserved us a special table which was known to be a favorite of Communist revolutionaries. It is probable that Lenin and Stalin have both sat where Mike and I were sitting this evening.

Jukka asked me if I knew any embarrassing questions he could ask Farah when he interviews her on Saturday. I contemplated various ways in which I might end up dead.

Tomorrow: press conference and then on to Tampere.

London

I’m here. It is warm and sticky. I have finally snagged copies of Captain Britain #2 and #3. What was I saying about Brian not being dead, Paul?

Here We Go Again

I’ll be heading off to London in an hour or so. I’m flying to Helsinki on Wednesday, where I’ll meet up with M. John Harrison and Finncon chair Marianna Leikomaa for a press conference on Thursday. We get to Tampere Thursday evening, and then it is Finncon and sauna for three days. Then I have to fly to San Francisco. I’m hoping I’ll be able to get online each day while I’m on the road, though blogging may be sparse. I am, however, hoping to record a podcast or two while I’m in Finland. And there will be photos. I’m apparently judging both cos-play competitions in addition to giving a presentation on masquerades. Expect to be costumed out over the next few days.