Celestis, the company who handled Jimmy Doohan’s ascent into space, is now planning to offer to send your cremated remains to the Moon. For a mere $10,000 you can have your ashes (well, one gram of them) scattered on the lunar surface. However, the service won’t be available before 2009. Try not to die before then.

You know, the Moon is pretty dull. I’d much rather go for being accelerated out of the solar system.