It turns out that the whole things would have been a bust anyway as there is no wi-fi access in the banquet room. Fabulous ace reporter, Gigi Gridley, will be texting the winners through to me as they are announced and I’ll be doing my best to pretend some sort of party atmosphere over at SFAW. You are welcome to join me from around 12:30pm Pacific Time onwards.

In the meantime, I have the finale of the Formula 1 season to watch.